美发师纪阿开（张学友）、久热精品服装设计师大眼龙（莫少聪）和风水师赖布丁（周星驰）三个死党合伙开了一家新潮美发店，久热精品不料开业当天就与隔壁理发店老板发生争执，幸得店老板女儿亚英（张敏）及时出手风波平息，过程中，三人皆被亚英魅力吸引，为赢其芳心，开始频频登其家门献殷勤。某次晚餐聚会后，三人烂醉与亚英误睡一室，导致亚英怀孕，为与亚英一起生活，三人争先恐后将准父亲一职往自己身上揽，又因三人血型相同，医院也无法验出谁在冒名，亚英父母决定先考察三人表现，为争当最佳女婿，三人使尽浑身解数展开激烈角逐。
近藤真彦
回复 :警官秦SIR和妻子君如搬迁到一个小镇上，后来小镇连续发生了多起强奸案，怀疑对象集中到了村里的阿才和莫蛇两个地痞。可是随着案情的发展又都逐一排除了对他们的嫌疑。新迁入小镇的林医生行为令人捉摸不定，案发时他又都没有不在场的证据，遂成了新的嫌疑对象，拨开重重疑雾终于案情有了突破，可罪犯的魔瓜又伸向秦SIR的妻子君如。
东方快车
回复 :驰名全球的预测帝章鱼保罗之子－－保罗二世，为弘扬父亲的正义精神，传承父亲的预测大业，冲破赌博集团对它的控制，多次逃脱追捕，来到中国学习预测祖师诸葛亮的预测术，在高考生水萌萌和金涛的帮助下，机智配合警方捣毁赌博集团，最后闪亮登上世界杯足球决赛现场，做出了独立自主、精准无比的预测，成为亿万民众推崇的新星。
徐志杰
回复 :Professor Bettany Hughes investigates the story of Bacchus, god of wine, revelry, theatre and excess, travelling to Georgia, Jordan, Greece and Britain to discover his origins and his presence in the modern world, and explore how 'losing oneself' plays a vital role in the development of civilisation.In this fascinating journey, Bettany begins in Georgia where she discovers evidence of the world's oldest wine production, and the role it may have played in building communities. In Athens she reveals Bacchus's pivotal role in a society where his ecstatic worship was embraced by all classes, and most importantly women. On Cyprus she uncovers startling parallels between Bacchus and Christ. Finally, Bettany follows the god's modern embrace in Nietzsche's philosophy, experimental theatre and the hedonistic hippie movement to conclude that, while this god of ecstasy is worthy of contemporary reconsideration, it is vital to heed the warning of the ancients - "MEDEN AGAN" - nothing in excess.
