老实巴交的作家高文（冯巩 饰）搬入新居，亚洲却碰上一个骠悍蛮横混不吝的邻居张勇武（牛振华 饰）。在此之前，亚洲张勇武夫妇因各种纠纷已经赶走四位邻居，如今在这栋楼里基本没人敢和他对着干。得知高文的职业，张对高一家还算客气，随后却因养狗扰民的问题和隔壁的刘干部（达式常 饰）发生冲突。不久，张勇武辞职回家，下海做起龙鱼的生意，生活水平直线提高。刘干部怀疑其从事不法活动，派女儿以找工作的名义到张家侦查。一段时间过去，张勇武的生意越做越火，刘干部还与这个昔日对头尽释前嫌，共同发财。高文将一切看在眼里，却又无法置身事外……
全慧彬
回复 :阿毛是一只长八米重二吨的鳄鱼的花名。鳄鱼乐园主光头刘（石兆琪 饰）因没钱给它买肉吃，把鳄鱼阿毛卖了。没想到买阿毛的是开鳄鱼餐厅的赵大嘴（林雪 饰）。餐厅师傅砍杀死阿毛前，它怒了，挣脱了绳索。它跑了！八米长的鳄鱼跑了。阿毛逃窜到茶园，与刚被男朋友（蒲巴甲 饰）飞掉的温燕（大S 饰）狭路相逢。饥肠辘辘的鳄鱼阿毛吞掉了温燕随身携带的皮包。皮包里没它要吃的肉，装的是温燕在意大利做了八年皮鞋攒下的十万欧元，那可是她的命钱啊。失神落魄的温燕去派出所报案，那曾想，负责办案的是史上最不靠谱的警察——王不准（郭涛 饰）！更想不到的是，王不准的儿子王小星（丁嘉力 饰）竟然还是鳄鱼的密友。养鳄鱼的、吃鳄鱼的、抓鳄鱼的还有鳄鱼阿毛混战出一部：2012最让你惊喜的怪兽电影！
治疗乐队
回复 :周文宾不仅仪表堂堂而且满腹诗书，是江湖上有名的才子。元宵灯会当晚，周文宾一时兴起男扮女装去灯会闲逛，他的扮相实在是太过于天衣无缝了，就连他最好的朋友都没能识破他的男儿身。王天豹仗着家里有钱有势四处为非作歹，竟然想要在灯会上抢钱民女，周文宾看不过去出手相救，却被王天豹误认为是女子抢回了家中打算娶她做老婆。当天夜里，王天豹将周文宾安置在妹妹的房间之中，一夜过去，这两人之间竟然碰撞出了爱情的火花。天亮之后，王天豹震惊的发现自己劫来的女子竟然变为了男儿身，不仅如此，自己的妹妹还发誓非他不嫁。无奈之下，王天豹只得在误打误撞之中成为了大舅哥。
谷村新司
回复 :Edith Hardy uses charity funds for Wall Street investments in hopes of buying some new gowns. She loses all the money and borrows from wealthy oriental Tori. When her husband gives her the amount she borrowed, Tori won't take it back, branding her shoulder with a Japanese sign of his ownership. She shoots him. Her husband takes the blame. In court Edith reveals all to an angry mob. Written by Ed Stephan {stephan@cc.wwu.edu}Richard Hardy, a hardworking stockbroker, labors overtime to keep up with the ruinous bills incurred by his beautiful but irresponsible wife Edith, a venal, spoiled socialite who is impervious to his pleas for fiscal restraint. Acting on what she believes to be an insider information, she impulsively embezzles $10,000 from the Red Cross charity she chairs for a stock tip. When she finds the money has been lost, she desperately turns to a Japanese ivory trader with whom she has been thoughtlessly flirting and persuades him to replace the money in exchange for an assignation. When her husband's long-awaited business deal finally materializes, she desperately tries to withdraw from their agreement by replacing the money. Angered and disappointed with her resistance to his advances, he uses a branding device to mark her shoulder as his property. Feeling violated, Edith shoots him in the shoulder and leaves. In order to protect his wife's reputation, Richard confesses to the crime and faces trial for attempted murder. Written by Gabe Taverney (duke1029@aol.com)
