戴禄宝（黄百鸣 饰）是一个爱吃醋的小男人，春暖偏巧老婆小娴（钟楚红 饰）又如花似玉，春暖美艳动人，害得他时时提防，处处小心，生怕被绿帽子砸到脑袋。而周遭形势又分外险恶，戴的老板和同事无一不对小娴垂涎三尺。每每吃醋时，戴禄宝便感胸口疼痛，他去好友Peter的诊所检查，阴差阳错竟以为自己得了乳腺癌，还有不到半年的活头。他绝望至极，反倒改掉了胆小、抠门的毛病。唯一让他担心的是，自己这一死就让老婆无人照顾。戴和最佳损友蔡森（岑建勋 饰）商量，决定亲自为小娴找一个合适的丈夫……
棉花糖
回复 :A drug dealer plans to rob his own bosses to pay a debt.
译男
回复 :本片由四段感情故事“在一起很快乐”“不在一起很快乐”“不在一起不快乐”“在一起也不快乐”独立交错的演绎爱情的味道。《如果南国冰封了》中刚分手的小捷（辛佳颖饰）独自去台北疗伤，与高中就暗恋她的小Pon（陈泱瑾饰）重新开始，两个女孩在生活琐事中既有甜蜜也有争吵；《看不见攻击的城市》讲述完美主义的女料理师U（张榕容饰）被成熟女编辑（魏如萱饰）勾引，最终又回归一个人生活的故事；《梦见相反的梦》里执着爱情却要完成结婚生子社会责任的Summer（高伊玲饰）与痴情一片的女友Spancer（吴立琪饰）相约十年后再见，三年后Summer带着孩子终与Spancer重逢；《像花吃了那女孩》花心的Ricky（林嘉欣饰）周旋在前女友与现任女友（王心凌饰）之间，状况连连。故事中的女主人公都会收到寄给Candy Rain的无名包裹，打开后又是什么呢？
张云儿
回复 :UCLA college student Jonathan Moore (Anthony Edwards) is playing a game called "Gotcha" (popular on mid-1980s college campuses as "Assassin" or "Tag"), wherein the players are all assigned a mock "hit" on another player by use of a harmless paintball gun. Moore and his apartment roommate Manolo go on a vacation to Paris, France. After touring some of Paris, in a cafe Moore meets Sasha Banicek (Linda Fiorentino), a Czechoslovakian girl. Eventually, Jonathan has intercourse with Sasha, losing his virginity.Jonathan decides to leave Manolo (who is heading to Spain) and go with Sasha to West Berlin to spend more time with her. Jonathan believes that he is in love with Sasha. There, Jonathan and Sasha continue to have sex and even go to an Oktoberfest beer gathering. One night, Sasha tells Jonathan that she has to go to East Berlin to pick up a package. One night after arriving in East Berlin, Sasha leaves their hotel room and walks to dark street corner. There, Sasha meets a German man who tells her the location of the pickup of her package. Meanwhile, Sasha was being monitored by a Soviet agent, who was sitting in a car at a distance. During the day, Sasha tells Jonathan that if she gives him a certain message, it means that he has to leave East Berlin immediately. At a cafe, Sasha gives Jonathan a package and says that a strudel is inside. A little later, Sasha tells Jonathan to meet her at the butcher shop near their hotel. All of a sudden, a Soviet agent begins to chase after Sasha. Sasha decides to use Jonathan (who is holding her package) to unknowingly get the package over to West Berlin. Meanwhile, Sasha is taken by the Soviet agent and East German secret police.Jonathan goes to Checkpoint Charlie to cross the heavily fortified border into West Berlin. At the East German customs search, Jonathan is stripped of his clothes and given a cavity search. Meanwhile, Sasha is stripped and searched for possible espionage evidence. Vlad arrives at the border crossing to search for Jonathan, however Jonathan passes the border safely before he can be captured. Once in West Berlin, Jonathan feels liberated by the Westernized society. In the hotel, Jonathan receives a message from Sasha to meet him at a specified location. Jonathan finds out that his hotel room was broken into and robbed of his traveler's checks. Soviet agents eventually find Jonathan in West Berlin and chase him throughout a public park. Jonathan jumps into a water canal and manages to escape from the Soviets and stumbles upon a German rock group headed for Hamburg, who offer him a ride to the airport.The rock group successfully get Jonathan to the airport (using full-face makeup to sneak him past a checkpoint) and Jonathan finally arrives in Los Angeles Tom Bradley International Airport and to his apartment. Soon, Vlad and a band of Soviet agents arrive too in Los Angeles. Once home, Jonathan stumbles upon a film canister, which was planted by Sasha. Jonathan visits his parents and tells them what happened in Germany but they cannot believe a word of it and think Jonathan is on drugs. Jonathan decides to call the FBI then the Central Intelligence Agency for help. Jonathan returns to find his apartment broken into and looted.The CIA officer tells Jonathan to give them the photo film canister. At the Los Angeles headquarters of the CIA, Jonathan spots Sasha who looks like she was working there. Jonathan eventually meets up with Sasha. Sasha admits that she is Cheryl Brewster, a CIA agent, originally from Pittsburgh. Out of nowhere, Vlad and his gang begin to chase Jonathan and Cheryl on the UCLA campus. Jonathan eliminates all the Soviets with a tranquilizer gun which he gets from the campus veterinary sciences building. The Soviets are arrested, the CIA agents thank Jonathan for his (indirect) help in obtaining the film, and Sasha tells him she wants to continue their relationship.After they part, Jonathan talks to a pretty student who rebuffs him coldly. As she walks away, he aims the tranquilizer pistol and shoots her in the rear.
